im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*
(via pleatedjeans)
is it bad that i’ve
watched hair tutorials for girls as future reference
for when i have daughters
because i want to be the kind of dad that knows how to do his daughter’s hair
this is the cutest thing I have ever read omg
(via catocala-lacrimosa)
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS MAKE REALLY GOOD FOOD AND POST PHOTOS OF IT AND MAKE ME HUNGRY FOR IT?!?
Haha I’m sorry! =P
don’t be too clingy
don’t be such a ‘girl’
be a woman
but be hairless like a childdon’t wear skimpy outfits
don’t be such a ‘slut’
be modest
but take it off when i ask
don’t assert yourself
don’t be such a ‘bitch’
be nice to me
but don’t be a fucking doormat
don’t be ignorant
don’t be such a ‘bimbo’
be intelligent
but don’t argue your opinion with me
don’t wear make-up ever
don’t be so ‘insecure’
be yourself
but don’t complain if i don’t like it
(via s-inkingdeeper)
But a guy came in, spent 2mins taking a photo of himself in the mirror with weights, did 3 reps and left! Seriously buddy?!
Music. Singing. Guitar. Harry Potter. Matthias Kiernan. Food. Cats. Puns. Cupcakes. Novelty Instruments. Fun.